Went to Wen - Luxe Spa for a "Moroccan Rose Oil Foot Polish" with ah sey.

Virgin legs were brought to test the rejuvenating demask rose water ritual. What an enriching treat for the tired legs.

Good service! *checked
warmth ambience! *checked
Pretty Lady Boss! *checked (oops, forgot u girls only drooled at Elvin only)

Anyway, when we wanted to go off, the lady boss commented:"Are you two sisters?"

An sey and i stared at each other. Both gave disgusted look.

"NO!" Both echo.

Alamak, do we really look alike?

I think height wise, yes.

But look-wise, ..............

Anyway, see my shiny red nails. Ta~ta

Dear Super Charming and Handsome SuperMario,

Happy Birthday! & Merry Christmas!

On this joyous occasion, let me present my simple wish(es) to you.

"May the coming year bring in joy, health and wealth for you."

Joy

- may you everyday be in a good mood and treat us to sumptuous meal!

Health

- may you be strong and agile to still climb the flight of stairs.

- may you please take care of your temper and don't anyhow ^^% people. Your blood pressure will be very happy to make you faint and i will be glad to help you call ambulance.

Wealth

- may you go to Macau more often

- may the clients intro more clients and clients intro more clients and etc.

- may 2009 bring in lotsa of $$$ for your business and therefore, you cannot anyhow convert our bonus to loan

Please accept my simple wish.

Best wishes,

From the youngest staff of the Company

Oh dear!

Being the SantaClaus for the special girl that i have chosen, I have not bought her a Christmas present, period.

If tomorrow, i came empty-handed, please spare me. I have assignments to rush e.g. watching 715 on tv, getting the party clothes for tomorrow, thinking of what to eat etc...

Plus i totally have no idea what to get for you.

Can i bring you go shopping instead?

"Jie Jie, you got summon. See, the police send you letter."

True enough, I had a letter from the Police.

It reads “We understand that you have recently graduated from your diploma studies and would like to take this opportunity and offer you …”

This is so unexpected.

I graduated like… three years ago?!

I, as a police officer?!

This is atrocious.

Imagine me saying “Hands up, legs open, stand straight!”

ROFL

我在学习试着接受解签女士的劝告

接受＊朋友的邀请

可是我又变变变成缩头乌龟了

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你生在繁华的都市里

却想回到反朴归真的时代


你曾祈求过

也曾反抗过

可爷爷不屈服于你的吵嚷

只苦口婆心的说：＂为了你好！＂


二十岁那年 你离家出走

毫无音讯

当大家都以为你和爸爸会和了

你却回来了

一表人财 事业有成 妻 ，子陪伴

然后看着爷爷

＂爷爷， 我觉得还是爸爸的破鱼船适合我。 明天我就出海。为你捉个大鱼回来祝寿。明儿， 过来叫爷爷。＂



＂爷爷＂

爷爷看着曾孙， 在看孙子。 无语。。。

好久好久， 才吐出了＂你回来就好了＂

不要叫我＂好看妹＂， 叫我＂帅妹妹＂

Every saturday, i have been conscientiously going to work unless there's major event coming up e.g. to celebrate one of the lkgirls birthday.

So when i am home on a saturday, my dear little sister has this to say to me:

"You are finally at home."

She have been complaining plus nagging plus threatening me [oops... i did it again]

This is the umpteen times that she had been constantly reminding me that "No one plays with me".

So, i had no choice but to accompany her.

Normally, you would expect kids games to be very childish and kiddish.

I mean, what would you expect from a Vitagen - Less Sugar bottle?

Maybe, to play the "Wei wei, who is at home?" game [ha.. this is nonsense]

or maybe, to throw the bottle at each other? [no... that's violence]

or maybe, to splash water at each other? [this is kiddish]

Apparently, None of the above was correct.

Please see my sister little invention.

Ta~ta.

Two empty cups was stick together - and later stick to an empty box - and later pock holes into the cup with satay sticks. Lastly, pour the 10 marbles from the Vitagen - Less Sugar bottle into the cup. And we are ready to play.

Rule of the game - no rule.

Just take the stick out carefully and ensure that the marble don't fall off and landed on the box. If the marble dropped, you picked it up and put it into the Vitagen - Less Sugar bottle.

If you gets more marbles, you lose and vice versa.

That's easy!

And i have alot of fun.

So lets' credit my little sister! Wooo---ooghhhh!

And for the last weekend, i have booked an appointment to go cut hair. My little sister learnt of it and wanted to go with me too!

So i took her out with her flimsy long hair and brought her back with a chic cut.

Isn't she adorable?!

Now let's see mine!

whahahahaha... scared you to death

我无法谅解

我尊敬的老板和老板娘连一声再见也不说就拂袖走人了

五年的辛劳是假的吗？

最让我气恼的是竟然是从那个MANAGER接过我最后一次在哪领的薪水

我最最最最最最最最最最最最最最最最最最最讨厌他了！！！！

占(zhan)着自己是老板的弟弟就狐假虎伪， 真是受不了。

最糟糕的是， 我竟然不知道自己被解雇了。。。直到我慢慢的嚼爵(jiaojue aka slowly digest)才发现他说了什么话

"Ok, here's your pay today."

Then he took out the roster ... "You know, we have many staff here"

My OS was saying: "Of cos i noe. Idiot."

"So we are overstaff. So when we need you, we will call you. In the meantime, you no need to come to work."

Then he cancelled my shift from the roster.

My OS was saying: "Okay. So it means i can still come back to work lor"

"You returned your uniform to 玫瑰 after you change. You have more than one uniform right? You no need to return today. The next time when you come then return."

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Zee is correct: 绑牙会变苯的.

I realise what he was saying after .... mmm... 5 minutes!!!! after we ended the conversation.

I told my male colleague and he was surprised.

I guess 玫瑰 knew about it. But she did not breathe a word. You know, 玫瑰, at least let me be the one to say that "I wanted to quit" instead of THAT manager indirectly asking me to go. Seriously, I have been wanting to quit if not for Fiona asking me to stay just a week back then.

P/S: If Nora and Fiona are not being asked to leave, i going to be MAD!

Woo~ hoo~

KTV with my colleagues.

Specially organised for my supervisor

who

donnoewhatswentwronginhislife

andgoteveryonepanicky

so we decided to get him out of the office and sing the night out.

[Psst... he seem to love ot...]

Oh my

Girls, should hear him sing.

He sang until so 超级悲哀

So, We decided to let him rest awhile

so i 拉歌la

The next song was 我爱的人 by 陈小春

I not sure who pick that song but i noe its a sad song

Then, blur me went to ask my supervisor "我爱的人是你a?"

Silence

Er... i asked again "我爱的人是你的ma?"

Silence.

Finally, the silence dawned on me.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHITTTTTTTTTT

WHAT DID I SAY!!!!!!!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"

Nvm, they noe i don meant it.

=)

Anyway, Hope he's alright now.

6.15pm.

Right on the dot to go off.

Then after I crossed the traffic light, 5 min walk away from the MRT station. I stood by the roadside and made a phone call.

“Hi Senior, are you going to off work soon?”

“Yes, baybeh!”

“Oh great! You see,….”

After I hang up the call, I took out my phone, connect to the radio station, listen to 933 and appear to be waiting for someone to fetch me home.

“Bye~~~” say one colleague.

“Bye~~~” say another colleague.

“Bye~~~” say the third, the fourth, the fifth,…

No one see through my pretence and i suppose they are thinking that i am waiting for my friend.

Then finally, my senior appeared. With her boyfriend.

“Aiya! 他为什么会在这里？”

“吖呀， 他刚好在外面等。哈哈. 那, 你的鞋.”

“爱死你了, Senior.”

Its so embarrassing that 那个大我一轮的竟然看到我的丑态。真是的!!!!

还以为可以满天过海.

Sssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

"C'mon, let's go." My dream angel was tugging at my sleeve.

"What? i am in my pyjamas."


"Then, i helped you get changed."


My dream angel wave the wand and ta!~ta~!





"Wow.... where are we going?"

"In a second."

In a blink of an eye, we were at St James Power Station : AT POWERHOUSE

I guess this makes up for saturday night staying at home. Oh well, let's rock n roll!!!

aLOT of Youthful, avid clubbers everywhere ard me. Its so so soOOOOO happening!!!!

Hopping and bopping to the beat spun by the DJs.

I was enjoying myself

But haiz... my dream angel was tugging at me and said: "Let's go. I bring you to somewhere."

So in the end, i was left with 5 free tix

I had no idea where i was going home.

So when i was transported to:

I was surprised that there were drinks...

and i happily, dreamily drowned in my slp..............................

Our Committee decided to hold 3 days 2 night chalet at Costa Sands Resort (Downtown East)

for the SEPtember/OCTober/NOVember birthday girls-&-boys

Also, to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival.

Everyone was busily, nosily, sweatily, happily barbequeing!!!

See our mischevious Nura!!!

We played mahjong, eat, chat, dance, see swimming pool (ya, went specially to see, ha).

And not forgetting to drink wine

specially bought by our SUPERMARIO

All in all, everyone had fun.

*Waves goodbye*

BUT THEN

our SUPERMARIO was super unimpressed by the attendence.

So another event was held.

to have FULL ATTENDENCE.

And so, we had lunch on Friday at Mariner's Timehouse.

I had fun cam fooling.

by taking photos with everyone.

but i couldn't catch hold of SUPERMARIO

The Plain Reason is simply becos

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He has a meeting.

Meaning: His absence is noted.

Haiyoyoyoyoyo!

＜爱着对方一直到老＞

我回来了

为了你， 我回来了

我以为我不会出现在这里了

这里有很多我们的足迹

你说： ＂我要和你在这里结婚。＂

你说： ＂我要和你和孩子一起来玩。＂
你说： ＂我要和你一起到老， 不准你离开我！＂

你霸道的说 我认真的听

也开始憧憬着未来

你对大海，天空， 丛林承诺你的诺言

＂我会一一实现的。＂

我微笑的点头。

没想到， 一场没由来的车祸夺走了你的性命

"为了我， 别哭。坚强的活下去。为了我，好好的活下去。知道吗?"

就这样，你走了。



眼泪簌簌流了 而心痛得淌着泪海。

我好后悔没让你明白我有多需要你

我好后悔没让你多了解我有多爱你

我很后悔没让你听到 。 。 。

我站在记忆里感受

你的温柔

你的抚摸

你的点滴

我止不住颤抖

止不住

止不住

好久好久

。。。

我愿意守护这份情， 虽然你不在了。

你睡着了。

我剪发了。

外壳的泪已流干了。

无法走完当初约定的结局

因为我无法再去牵你的手

但我实现了你给我的最后的约定

我回来了。

睁眼的一次眺望

时间默默的流失

记忆飘离我而去

眨眼闭眼的次回

海洋， 天空， 丛林覆盖着我的视线

我把你的骨灰撒在我们初次相遇的地方。

而你将永远飘流在这里。

缘份尽了

风停了 雨顿了

你走了

我还没来的及说很多， 很多， 很多 的

＂我 爱 你！＂

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