Went to Wen - Luxe Spa for a "Moroccan Rose Oil Foot Polish" with ah sey.

Virgin legs were brought to test the rejuvenating demask rose water ritual. What an enriching treat for the tired legs.

Good service! *checked
warmth ambience! *checked
Pretty Lady Boss! *checked (oops, forgot u girls only drooled at Elvin only)

Anyway, when we wanted to go off, the lady boss commented:"Are you two sisters?"

An sey and i stared at each other. Both gave disgusted look.

"NO!" Both echo.

Alamak, do we really look alike?

I think height wise, yes.

But look-wise, ..............

Anyway, see my shiny red nails. Ta~ta

Dear Super Charming and Handsome SuperMario,

Happy Birthday! & Merry Christmas!

On this joyous occasion, let me present my simple wish(es) to you.

"May the coming year bring in joy, health and wealth for you."

Joy

- may you everyday be in a good mood and treat us to sumptuous meal!

Health

- may you be strong and agile to still climb the flight of stairs.

- may you please take care of your temper and don't anyhow ^^% people. Your blood pressure will be very happy to make you faint and i will be glad to help you call ambulance.

Wealth

- may you go to Macau more often

- may the clients intro more clients and clients intro more clients and etc.

- may 2009 bring in lotsa of $$$ for your business and therefore, you cannot anyhow convert our bonus to loan

Please accept my simple wish.

Best wishes,

From the youngest staff of the Company

Oh dear!

Being the SantaClaus for the special girl that i have chosen, I have not bought her a Christmas present, period.

If tomorrow, i came empty-handed, please spare me. I have assignments to rush e.g. watching 715 on tv, getting the party clothes for tomorrow, thinking of what to eat etc...

Plus i totally have no idea what to get for you.

Can i bring you go shopping instead?

"Jie Jie, you got summon. See, the police send you letter."

True enough, I had a letter from the Police.

It reads “We understand that you have recently graduated from your diploma studies and would like to take this opportunity and offer you …”

This is so unexpected.

I graduated like… three years ago?!

I, as a police officer?!

This is atrocious.

Imagine me saying “Hands up, legs open, stand straight!”

ROFL

我在学习试着接受解签女士的劝告

接受＊朋友的邀请

可是我又变变变成缩头乌龟了